22 August 2018 14:43 IST

Hire me as a consultant to improve your site’s performance*!‬

‪* I’ll tell you to remove your ridiculous third-party trackers, then shame you for invading your site visitors’ privacy. You’ll be embarrassed, but I’ll have shaved off 200+ requests, ~2mb, and cut load time in half.‬

Also posted on Twitter at https://twitter.com/laurakalbag/status/1032261924766068736