Laura Kalbag

22 August 2018 14:43 IST

Hire me as a consultant to improve your site’s performance*!‬

‪* I’ll tell you to remove your ridiculous third-party trackers, then shame you for invading your site visitors’ privacy. You’ll be embarrassed, but I’ll have shaved off 200+ requests, ~2mb, and cut load time in half.‬

Posted to Twitter on 22 August 2018.

Posted to Mastodon on 22 August 2018.